Since the day he got here, and probably even before that, Joe's been periodically shouting "Bailiff, whack his pee pee!" And as with everything else that spews from his mouth, no provocation is needed. We'll be sitting in complete silence, then "Bailiff, whack his pee pee!" comes booming out of his office. Perhaps even more baffling is the revelation yesterday that Mooney claims to have never heard Joe say this at any point over the last eight years. You've got to envy Mooney's acute ability to suppress and/or block out stuff like that.
I guess it made him curious, because today Mooney said "Bailiff, whack his pee pee!" to see what Joe would do.
"Who was it that said that?" Joe asked. "I forget his name. It was a black guy."
"You mean that's actually from something?" asked Mooney.
"Yup. It was a bit on Rowan & Martin's. 'Bailiff, Whack his pee pee!'"
"Rowan & Martin's? They said that on TV?"
"Oh yeah, you could say anything back then." Joe informs him.
I guess when you've done as many drugs as Joe has (by his own admission) it's easy for whatever's left of your brain to confuse the "Here come de judge" skits from Laugh-In with a Cheech and Chong bit about statutory rape.
Wednesday, February 04, 2009
JMDb Strikes Again
Wednesday, February 04, 2009
John
6 comments
6 comments:
Well... I thought I had heard them all, but alas... you just keep adding to the list.
Well done sir.
We have a Trivial Pursuit game and one of the cards is a misprint, so none of the answers on the back correspond with the questions on the front. I think Joe's whole brain is like that.
How are you able to suppress the urge to contradict him in public, as it were, there, in the privacy of your office environment? Personally, I wouldn't have known the true source of the "Whack his pee pee" quote, but I know damn well it would never have been allowed on Rowan and Martin's "Laugh-In!" I do not have the DNA structure that would prevent me from challenging this guy every time he said something I know is grossly incorrect.
Joe also incorrectly stated that Maryland doesn't allow its bailiffs to whack other people's pee pees. It actually is allowed in all 50 states.
Hmm, all I have is: Wow. Just, wow. Has Joe turned you all into alcoholics yet?
ChaCha quoted this as the answer to the question, "Who said, 'Bailiff whack his pee-pee'".
The answer in both places is dead wrong.
The phrase comes from the album Cheech and Chong and can be found in the "Trippin' in court" track.
Post a Comment