Hey, guess what? I don't have to listen to Joe anymore! Because I got laid off! More details when I get my new laptop I'm supposed to be getting with my retirement money, whenever it finally gets here. The money, not the computer. Well, both, I guess. But one thing at a time here.
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8 comments:
Holy crap!!! You're not dead! Pay up KTM...
Yay! You don't have to put up with Joe anymore! Boo on losing your job...
Gives you more time to work on your Lazy Eye Kitty coloring books though. I'm telling you with my brains and your talent that thing's gold g_s... GOLD!
Well damn.
And here I was coming to find updates about celebrity demises. Dude, that seriously sucks. Mainly cuz now I'm out $20.
Please tell me that doucheketeer Joe didn't get to keep his job!
My BIL said the upshot of his getting laid off was that he got to watch a lot of Food Channel. Then he pretended to be depressed and told my sister the only thing that would cheer him up was *insert some new heart-clogging recipe.* I think he gained 20 lbs. before he got another job.
Yay! You don't have to listen to Joe! How wonderful that must be.
(bites quivering lower lip)
(shakes fist at sky)
(buries face in hands)
Wow! That just sucks! Hope the lap top you get is nice.
Did you at least nick some office supplies?
How can this have been here since June? I've checked and never saw it.
Again: that really sucks.
please don't stop posting. I need this. come back.
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