Alright, take a good look at him.
Bellhorn. The Bell-man. The Bellmiester. I don't know why, but I get more hits from that picture than any other thing on this site. Even more than the Steve Perry picture, and that's saying something. We're talking several searches from all over the world a day, every day. If you do a Google image search for "bellhorn," it's the first image that comes up. I guess my question is, why are so many people looking for pictures of this guy?
It even showed up on an Oakland A's message board yesterday after the Herald reported that the A's are "expected" to sign him after he clears waivers. However, the news today is that he'll be playing with the evil, puppy-eating Yankees. Whatever the case, Deuce Bellhorn's days in Boston are over. And while he may have lost his Sox gig to crazy-good Tony Graffanino, I'm sure he'd be proud to know that he's the most clicked-on image on random-squeegee.com. I think that might even entitle him to some kind of major award.
Speaking of major awards, guess what site the Complimenting Commenter is featuring today?