No, not this, it's a story in today's Metro:
BERNE, SWITZERLAND. A giant inflatable dog mess, the centerpiece of an exhibition at a Swiss museum, broke free of its moorings, brought down a power line, smashed a window and landed in the garden of a children's home. The wind carried the house-sized fake poop 200 yards.
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Forget the creepy eggman, this is the now the best thing ever. I especially love how every news outlet that's picked up this story has used different euphemisms for "dog turd." But I am disappointed that no one referred to the escaped crud balloon as "loose stool."
Here's some more about the incident, which happened July 31 but is only being reported internationally now, from the UK's Guardian:
...The exhibit, entitled Complex Shit, is the size of a house. It has a safety...