With all the fighting going on all over the rest of the world, it's easy to miss what's going on in our own back yards. But my eyes have been opened today, my friends, for I have seen what me very well be the catalyst for a burgeoning civil war. A war between two sides that may have had their differences from time to time, but generally have lived in harmony for generations. I'm speaking, of course, about robins and squirrels.
Hard to believe, I know. I'd always thought of them as kindred spirits; stalwart compainions of misunderstood cartoon princesses the world over. But today I saw something that shook that belief to it's core. The battleground...