Brevity must be a fairly new concept. I was mulling this over during the epic Easter Vigil Saturday night. The service was at least twice as long as your standard Sunday Mass, with seven readings as opposed to the usual two. Seven readings! It was like The Best of the Bible, featuring all your favorites from Genesis right through to Corinthians! But it wasn't the sheer number of readings, but the excessive repetitions in the readings themselves. In Exudus, when Moses parts the Red Sea, instead of simply saying "Pharoah's army," it's "Pharoah's horses and chariots and charioteers." By the time they get swept into the sea, you just feeling like...