Pop quiz, hot shot: What is Coulrophobia?
A. An irrational fear of colors
B. An irrational fear crazy-as-a-bedbug anorexic shemale Ann Coulter
C. An irrational fear of clowns
D. A new fragrance from Calvin Klein
If you said an irrational fear of clowns, you're wrong! There's no such thing as an irrational fear of clowns, because clowns are inherently evil. Some of them are even really giant killer spiders.
Pennywise the dancing clown. The Joker. That little fat guy from Spawn. Killer Klowns from Outer Space. The new Ronald McDonald (he's not like the one they had when I was growing up, this new guy is...creepy.) Sure, you could say those...